Just For Laughs 2!!!!

A colleague sent this piece to me and I thought I could share it with you guys

Scene One

Three women, two younger and one senior citizen, were sitting naked in a sauna.
Suddenly , there was a beeping sound. The young woman pressed her forearm and the beeping stopped. The Others looked at her questioningly. "That was may pager, "She said. I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.

A few minutes later, a phone rang. The second young woman lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished, she explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."

The older woman felt very low-tech and not to be out done, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom.

she returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her. The older woman finally said.......well,will you look at that....I'm getting a fax!!!

Scene Two

I read this in the reader's digest.

"Will the man who lost £1000 with a yellow rubber band round it please come to the information point." declared a voice over the airport PA system. Though I was exhausted after a day of meetings, the announcement got my attention. Then the voice added. "We have your yellow rubber band."