Just For Laughs 2!!!!

A colleague sent this piece to me and I thought I could share it with you guys

Scene One

Three women, two younger and one senior citizen, were sitting naked in a sauna.
Suddenly , there was a beeping sound. The young woman pressed her forearm and the beeping stopped. The Others looked at her questioningly. "That was may pager, "She said. I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.

A few minutes later, a phone rang. The second young woman lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished, she explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."

The older woman felt very low-tech and not to be out done, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom.

she returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her. The older woman finally said.......well,will you look at that....I'm getting a fax!!!

Scene Two

I read this in the reader's digest.

"Will the man who lost £1000 with a yellow rubber band round it please come to the information point." declared a voice over the airport PA system. Though I was exhausted after a day of meetings, the announcement got my attention. Then the voice added. "We have your yellow rubber band."

The guy is good!!!

I came across this article written by Reuben Abati and i thought I should share it. I totally agree with this article and others that was written by the man. I also enjoy watching him on Patito's gang.

Just for Laughs!!!!

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!" The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription

Asa is coming to town &???!!!!!

Asa is coming to town I've booked my ticket already.

I've been very busy these day. In fact I drove from morning till night on Saturday. I had to see someone from Naija regarding a business deal. Although it looks promising so far. Then drove to Oxford Street looking for a top to go with the Ankara aso ebi I was meant to be wearing for my God daughter's christening. When I got there, I drove to the multi-storey car park but the place had been closed fro refurbishment. So I went to the house of Fraser at Victoria,Monsoon etc with my boys M&M in tow (they were not very happy) I finally bought a top but when I got home, my younger sister "L" told me to return it. My journey continues. I went to the local retail park and I finally found something nice at T.K Maxx where I bumped into the Nollywood actress cum musician Shan George with two of her friends. I bet she went to NEXT for the 2 day silly sale. I hate that shop no be small.
Can you imagine, after all that wahala, I was able to find something very close to home. My outfit was not bad o. I got my sister "F" (who BTW is a very good tailor)to sew me a pair of trousers and the top looked so good. I looked very different from the others in their different designs of skirt and blouse. The party wasn't bad at all. I had a lot of fun despite the fact that there was this old woman giving us bad looks because we were drinking alcohol. The looks on her face when I was mixing the drinks na wa. We eventually moved to another table.