Irish gag!!!

Another one from my colleague!


John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, 'Here's to spendingthe rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!'> > That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night.> > He went home and told his wife, Mary, 'I won the prize for the besttoast of the night.'> > She said, 'Aye, did ye now, and what was your toast?'> > John said, 'Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting inchurch beside me wife.'> > 'Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!' Mary said.> > The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on thestreet corner.> > The man chuckled leeringly and said, 'John won the prize the othernight at the pub with a toast about you, Mary.'> > She said, 'Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. Youknow, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fellasleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come.'